Michael’s Interesting Stuff

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People say that a lot, usually being melodramatic. Looking back, I can’t think of one thing I did right.
Well I married Chelsea and that was right. But I can’t seem to carry it out without fucking it up.
I don’t know what to do. What do you do when everything you touch turns to shit?

Chelsea always wants me to do memes, so here is one:
Oh, and Chelsea, I’ll get to your meme later.
RULES:
Go to Google (or whichever search engine you prefer) and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Or the first one that […]

i wonder if this works…